HUMOR

What if I have a bath?

Mum: If you wash your face, Sammy, you can have one slice of chocolate cake. But if you wash your neck, too, you can have two slices.

Sammy: What if I have a bath?

Dream of a necklace

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight.” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled, “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Absent-minded professor

One of the world’s greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.”

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, “I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it.”

“You’re very kind,” the professor said, “but I must find it, otherwise I won’t know where to get off.”

Daughter in College

Did you hear about the Banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?

As the Policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the Banker, “I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?”